Meaningless Quotes

You may be wondering why I decided to post these. Well, they've lived at the bottom of most of the emails I've sent to people. I guess they just put a smile on my face as I remember how each of them came up. Some of them were from English class. The sub thought we were working quietly on a project. In reality, we were laughing at a list of "The Worst Analogies Used in High School Essays". I added my favorites to the list. Others are quotes from A Very Potter Musical and songs. Meh... go ahead and read through them, I'll probably add to this list as I come across more and shorten my signature (Nayah I hope you're happy).

"The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."

"I like cows and I still eat steak."

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

"The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas."

"You're acting like Garfield on a Monday."

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

"Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come! Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum!"

"The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures shrouded in the enigma of its black and white coat what kind of camouflage is this? black and white? hiding in an Oreo factory could be... That's just another chapter in the endless saga of the panda!"